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December 17, 2008

 

I’m here!

I feel like I’m waking up from some kind of dream/hallucination in which I had major surgery to remove my appendix while 4 months pregnant; went to two Thanksgivings; celebrated my husband’s 30th and my 29th birthdays; took care of a child with a cold and a double ear infection; wrote a statistics paper and [...]

July 29, 2008

 

The Lie-Berry

Megan, Hazel, and I all love the library. We typically have about half a dozen books out at any one time, which makes me proud. I always wanted to live in a big, old house with packed-to-the-gills bookshelves in every nook. And while we don’t live in that house yet, I can [...]

June 27, 2008

 

Hosiery Simian Peddles Chapeaux

The cast of characters here at From Here to Paternity just keeps growing and growing. No, Megan isn’t pregnant again and no, we haven’t gotten a third cat or a first dog. I’d like to introduce the Internet to my dear friend Super Orange the Sock Monkey1. And my word, what doth [...]

June 08, 2008

 

Tasty

A few weeks ago I was contacted by TastyBaby.com to represent the Dads of the Blogosphere! by writing some content for their upcoming Father’s Day celebration.  Honored and goony with delight, I took the opportunity to write another sonnet: Eighty-Eight Keys to Overzealous Parenting.
Syllabically speaking, Eight-Eight scans well but don’t count on any reliable amount [...]

April 15, 2008

 

Tennesseein’ Is Tennebelievin’!

Greetings from sunny Chattanooga, Teneessee! The last time I was in this state, Jim, his Cherokee Territory wife (Christina), and me were ascending its highpoint, Clingmans Dome, along a snow-strewn access road under a bright midnight moon. Following this summit, Jim got really, really sick from gas station Cheetos and we hunkered down [...]

March 20, 2008

 

Oh God, You Hazel

As my darling wife reports, Hazel has been a handful lately. Hazel, once a stationary baby content to sit still and rip the pages from a magazine, has become the crawling equivalent of Speedy Gonzales. And don’t get me wrong, it’s fantastic that she has become such an efficient crawler. But, sometimes you just want her to stay [...]