Posts filed under DORK!

A little-known side effect of being pregnant is that all the hormones cause the pregnant lady to have the strangest dreams.  Even when not pregnant, I have been known to have some pretty crazy dreams (I recall one in particular that featured a female Paul as Paulina), but lately my brain has been working overtime [...]

I’m more excited to see the wild parrots of Telegraph Hill nicely represented toward the end of the video. See you on the flip side of Mt. Katahdin!

Megan called me at work around 4:30 or so yesterday afternoon, offering me a ride home. It was raining outside and I had biked to work. She and Hazel were on their way back from a doctor’s appointment anyway (even though I should refrain from writing this on the Internet, Hazel’s naturopathic doctor’s [...]

Yesterday, on my bicycle commute home — which started in a light rain that (thankfully) tapered off to naught before last night’s frighteningly violent thunderstorms — I was catcalled. I was pedaling up the slight hill by Hannaford when a boorish rogue, riding shotgun in a battered pickup truck, barked out “Nice ass!” as [...]

Some questions in life need to be answered by all people: Where should I live? Whom should I love? Other questions should be considered by all people, but are often overlooked: What’s the meaning of life? Is there a God in the Judaeo-Christian sense? Am I going to leave this planet better than when I [...]